I sprained a finger on each of my hands. I got about 15 mosquito bites on each foot between my toe knuckles during my fishing trip on the weekend. Now my toes and fingers look like cabbage patch kid digits. Woe is me.

I was scratching between my toes at work today. I told them I was trying to make some cottage cheese for lunch. I think my co-workers were a little bit grossed out.